Joke Messages for Friends:
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1. A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
2. What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
3. When god created the men he was only kidding
4. Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
5 .Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
6. Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"
7. There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
8. Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
9. Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
10. Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
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1. A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
2. What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
3. When god created the men he was only kidding
4. Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
5 .Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
6. Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"
7. There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
8. Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
9. Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
10. Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
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