Jokes in Hindi

Jokes in Hindi:

"Apki kahani humari zubani"

Apke pas dimag hai,
chalta ni alag bat hai.
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Ap smart hai,
k0i manta ni hai alag bat hai.
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Ap sareef hai,
lagta ni alag bat hai.
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Kaafi izzat hai apki,
k0i karta ni alag bat hai.


Grl- hmmmm!
Apna numbr de d0,
jab current bf se break-up h0ga
t0 miss call kr dungi...


Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par
Baar-Baar Idhar-Udhar Chal Raha Tha,

Aur

Soch Raha Tha Ki
Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi. =D =))