Short Funny Quotes on Life:
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. – Mahatma Gandhi
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him. – Roman Gary
I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice. – Samuel Johnson
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. – Ellie Katz
One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit. – Jean De La Bruyere
Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. – Malcolm Muggeridge
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. – Frank Muir
I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. – Lord Nelson
There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke. – J. J. Procter
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. – Mahatma Gandhi
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him. – Roman Gary
I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice. – Samuel Johnson
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. – Ellie Katz
One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit. – Jean De La Bruyere
Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. – Malcolm Muggeridge
Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. – Frank Muir
I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. – Lord Nelson
There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke. – J. J. Procter
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