funny quotes

funny quotes:

Always end the name of 
your child with a vowel, 
so that when you yell 
the name will carry.
"Bill Cosby"

A stockbroker urged me
to buy a stock that would triple its
value every year. I told him, 
"At my age,I don't even buy green bananas."
"Claude Pepper"

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