Cute Saying For Holiday Cards:
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1. What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational?
2. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
3. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
4. The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.
5.Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
6. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
7. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.
8. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
9. Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in.
10. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
11. Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.
12.I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.
13. I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
14. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
15. There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
1. What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational?
2. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
3. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
4. The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.
5.Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
6. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
7. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.
8. If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
9. Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in.
10. I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
11. Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.
12.I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.
13. I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
14. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
15. There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
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