Funny Sayings About Relationships,Funny Quotes About Relationships,Funny Sayings On Relationships:
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1. They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck. ~ Erica Jong
2. Here’s to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet! ~ Groucho Marx
3. I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ~ Henny Youngman
5. I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. ~ Rodney Dangerfield
6. I told my wife ‘hey honey come on, let’s make love like the old days.’ She asked me for 50 bucks. ~ Rodney Dangefield
7. Love is like a fire. You can never tell whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house. ~ Joan Crawford
8. In my family I’m the boss and my wife is just the decision maker. ~ Woody Allen
9. I’ve had bad luck with my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. ~ Patrick Murray
10. You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty. ~ Unknown
11. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
12. The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing…and then marry him! ~ Cher
13. The older theory was, marry an older man because they’re more mature. But the new theory is men don’t mature. Marry a younger one. ~ Rita Rudner
14. After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things. First, never wallpaper together and second, you’ll need 2 bathrooms…both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in. ~ Dennis Miller
15. My wife tells me she doesn’t care what I do when I’m away, as long as I’m not enjoying it. ~ Lee Trevino
2. Here’s to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet! ~ Groucho Marx
3. I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ~ Henny Youngman
5. I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. ~ Rodney Dangerfield
6. I told my wife ‘hey honey come on, let’s make love like the old days.’ She asked me for 50 bucks. ~ Rodney Dangefield
7. Love is like a fire. You can never tell whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house. ~ Joan Crawford
8. In my family I’m the boss and my wife is just the decision maker. ~ Woody Allen
9. I’ve had bad luck with my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. ~ Patrick Murray
10. You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty. ~ Unknown
11. A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
12. The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing…and then marry him! ~ Cher
13. The older theory was, marry an older man because they’re more mature. But the new theory is men don’t mature. Marry a younger one. ~ Rita Rudner
14. After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things. First, never wallpaper together and second, you’ll need 2 bathrooms…both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in. ~ Dennis Miller
15. My wife tells me she doesn’t care what I do when I’m away, as long as I’m not enjoying it. ~ Lee Trevino
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