Short Funny Quotes on Life

Short Funny Quotes on Life:
 If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. – Mahatma Gandhi

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man’s superiority to all that befalls him. – Roman Gary

I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice. – Samuel Johnson

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. – Ellie Katz

One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit. – Jean De La Bruyere

Good taste and humor are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. – Malcolm Muggeridge

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. – Frank Muir

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor. – Lord Nelson

There are things of deadly earnest that can only be mentioned under the cover of a joke. – J. J. Procter

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