Valentines Day Funny Quotes:
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1. Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.
2. I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
3. Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.
Jay Leno
4. No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Joyce Brothers
5. Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~ Aerosmith
6. Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.
Catullus
7. Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Rose Franken
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8. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal
9. If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
10. You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without.
11. True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
La Rochefoucauld
12. Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.
St. Augustine
13. Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
Dr. Karl Menninger
14. Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever.
15.Within you, I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to be lost again.
2. I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith
3. Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.
Jay Leno
4. No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Joyce Brothers
5. Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~ Aerosmith
6. Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.
Catullus
7. Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Rose Franken
Erich Segal
9. If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.
10. You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without.
11. True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
La Rochefoucauld
12. Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.
St. Augustine
13. Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
Dr. Karl Menninger
14. Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever.
15.Within you, I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to be lost again.
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