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1. Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. - Douglas Adams
2. Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen
3. I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey
4. He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Nietzsche
5. You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave. - Quentin Crisp
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6. I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. Charles Schulz
7. I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey
8. Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach
9. I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
10. The perfect normal person is rare in our civilization. - Karen Horney
11. Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw
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