Marriage Jokes:
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1. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
2. I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward
3. Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
4. The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge
5. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
6. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne
7. Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - Unknown
8. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
9. Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith
10. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran
11. The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde
12. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
13. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
14. A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
15. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!)
2. I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. - Noel Coward
3. Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
4. The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge
5. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
6. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne
7. Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative. - Unknown
8. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
9. Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion Smith
10. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - James Holt McGavran
11. The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde
12. An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
13. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
14. A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
15. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!)
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